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Professor Pokesworth™
Chair, Carbonation Ethics Board at Questionably Flavored™
Boardroom B, Pending Interpretation · 500+ connections, most under investigation
Questionable science, ethical ambiguity, and findings that are technically findings.
Meetings adjourned
Findings inconclusive
Binder labeled Binder
About
Chair of the Carbonation Ethics Board and lead interpreter of findings that resist interpretation. Specializes in keeping studies open long enough for everyone to forget the original question.
Skills
Experience
Chair, Carbonation Ethics Board
Questionably Flavored™ · 2024 to Present
- • Chaired multiple investigations into fruit-shaped shadows and emotional citrus proximity.
- • Determined that inconclusive findings are still findings if filed correctly.
- • Requested diagrams for several problems that did not require diagrams.
- • Adjourned one meeting after chips compromised procedural integrity.
Endorsements
Procedural Fog
Endorsed by Denise™
Vision Containment
Endorsed by Randall Fizzhands™
Big Words
Endorsed by Marvin Crinklepaw™
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